Andrew Marzoni

Added on by Andrew Marzoni.

If I were single and for some reason decided to start dating online, and on my hypothetical online dating profile there were a hyperbox dedicated to describing myself in some capacity, I would carefully type, “I like getting really fucked up by myself and watching art films on my laptop in the dark,” because, apparently, in those moments when I feel like I am in fact single, that is all that I really like to do.