Andrew Marzoni

The French Fry

Added on by Andrew Marzoni.

Jean-Pierre Frite (2637-2666) was the last of the great French professional wrestlers. He earned his nickname, “The French Fry,” due to his surname, “Frite,” meaning “fry” or “fried” in French. Of course, he was actually Swiss. As he was one of the heroes in the days leading up to the apocalypse––noted for rescuing hundreds of civilians from Horsemen 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5––he frequently appeared on reality television and, for a short time, was employed as a commentator for Fox News in the early 2660s.